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(UCS News:Washington D.C.) George W. Bush lashed out at US citizens blaming them for the current instability in the middle east. "You have forced your government to invade oil producing nations and to have relationships with unsavory countries like Saudi Arabia." "The US is addicted to oil and this has got to stop, regardless of my campaign donors windfall profits." he said.

The President then blasted his Vice President Dick Cheney. "I have had enough of Mr. Cheney, his days of cuddling with oil companies is over!" The President went on to say that he would release the names of oil company executives and documents generated by the Vice President's energy Task force. Mr. Bush stated "It's time the public knows how deeply big oil has corrupted my Government."

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